Monthly Archives: April 2012
Commodities Day
“I’m back!” Vern shouted and dropped the brown cardboard box of government surplus food onto the kitchen table. Karl strolled in from the living room. “I need to kill Buttons.” Karl looked in the box, found the peanut butter, and opened it. “There’s never bread. What good is peanut butter and no bread?”
“Bread gets moldy,” Vern said. “This stuff stays in warehouses forever. They give us flour to bake our own. They give us all this stuff for free. It’s great. There’s no reason to complain. Why do you need to kill Buttons?”
“He got into a fight with June.”
“How are you planning to do it?”
“I don’t know. Toss him out the window?”
“What stopped you?”
“I can’t find my gloves. You can’t toss a cat without gloves.”
“Sorry. I borrowed them. They’re in my coat pocket.”
….
Downstairs in her studio apartment June was playing Skittle Bowl. There was a knock on the door.
“It’s open!”
Karl stood in the doorway wearing his gloves and holding the cardboard box. June was sometimes his girlfriend and sometimes not. Right now he wasn’t sure. The top of the box was taped shut.
“June, I have good news.”
“If it’s that cat it better be dead.” June’s arms and face were scratched.
“It’s commodities day, June. Vern just got back. You’re invited for dinner.”
“Thanks, but I have cancer.”
June set up the pins and swung the ball. Nine. She swung it again, made the spare, and marked it on the score sheet.
“Why do you think?”
“Why do I think what?”
“Why do you think you have cancer, June?”
“Oh, that,” June said. “My private area is green.” She started to cry and made only six. Next swing left one. An open frame. Her game was ruined. She said, “Fuck!”
“Let me see,” Karl said.
June unzipped her jeans and pushed her panties to the side. “See?”
Karl knelt for a closer look. “You smell like Christmas.”
“That’s just some stuff I bought,” June said.
Karl went into the bathroom and opened the medicine chest. He found the Pine Scented Feminine Deodorant Powder. He poured some into the sink and turned on the tap. The water turned green. Karl and June took a shower together. Buttons clawed his way out of the box and climbed onto the kitchen table looking for food. Instead, he found the Skittle Bowl game and batted the ball with his paw. Pins fell over. Startled, Buttons leapt out the window. Luckily, June’s apartment was on the ground floor. Buttons had never been outside. He liked it a lot.
….
The oven timer bell went off. Vern put on his hot pad mitts and removed the casserole dish. Vern and Karl and June scooped macaroni with cheese and tomatoes onto their plates.
Dan Nielsen
Robots
by Kyle Hemmings
Small Treasures of Stability
The yelling stopped. It was followed by a low, subtle, sobbing, echoing throughout the decrepit house, pinning off of each paint peeled wall. They rang through the house long past sundown. It was safe to sleep now. She’d worn herself out; her temper tantrum was about finished. He got under his sheets and pulled his blankets up to his chin as if it were some kind of protective shield. He forced his eyes shut and willed himself to sleep.
Living with her made him realize, a long time ago, that he had to treasure the small, daily, treasures of stability.
Patrick Trotti
FOOD 4 THOUGHT
the one with the horses.
it’s quiet now, calm as you crest the last dune to the beach. there’s the smell of the sea and the spray of the horse and the knowing how close you came… your bloodbeat slows and the horse shakes his mane and neighs as you’re walking down the beach and you get the sense that he’s strangely attracted to your reckless naivete, so you’re walking on the beach, well the piebald’s walking, you’re just sitting there, higher than normal, sitting there stretched and swollen, chaffed like you’ve just had sex but he forgot to bring his penis, and you wish you’d bought the dildo but decide instead to explore the horse in a more physical way now that you can loosen your grip on the reins. you find yourself rubbing, using your hands to brace yourself, and his hair is rough under your palms rough when it’s rubbed up the wrong way and the right way, and your legs, though aching, are moving to the rhythm, to the pace set by the horse because he’s the one whose really in charge here, he’s the one with all the control. if he chose to bolt and throw you onto the hard wet sand close to the water’s edge – he could. if he took it into his horsey brain to end your life right here on the beach then display over your rapidly cooling body – he could. so with fantasies of your own demise you find that the warm moistness that began in your belly is spilling down through channels that are familiar, and spreading to the cloth between your legs (only it doesn’t, it lands straight on the saddle, because you’re naked, though no one seems to notice).
Roxy Contin
no drunken upside.
I Am the Most Prized of the Bridegrooms
Phosphorescent French Fry
A french fry rests in the ashtray, nestled in a pile of butts.
She smiles and says something in Hebrew.
Leaning toward her, I can see the tiny bugs on her lips and in her
hair. I reach to pick them out but she’s too far away. Standing up
is not an option.
Outside, the waves retract into the lake. I wonder what doppler
sounds like in reverse.
She’s speaking again, this time in whispers. Her head is shrinking
in on itself. If there is a way to save her I’m not aware of it.
She rifles through the ashtray quickly, snatching the french fry and
holding it up for me to see. It appears to be phosphorescent. When
she tries to eat it her mouth has already disappeared.
Her eyes quiver in frustration as she bangs the fry against her chin.
I want to help, but there’s nothing to do.
Shawn Misener
pelicula. a pussycat splendor. 3 chapters
1.
a soft skin for
a soft silence for
a bitter calm
between between
diced radioactive music tones
accentuating
the atonal squeals on video
in reality it was a diary
mist soaks a baggy black suit
hazy hazy
closing doors
revenge revenge
it walks away
leaving leaving
and they go away
a child kneeling in shadows they
go away
the morbid discharge
the deceitful demon
their happiness was just a python constructed of nails
glowing in the backdrop at the end of the street
gently slithering forward
her eyes locked on the target of
her love. no gaze returned. a monster
smiled at the irony and at the soft tingle freeze in her spine
crawling crawling
a pleasure from a bomb,
scare streets scream
tactics were none
her plans left to fester
no silence she
grabbed atonal music, just energy medicine
a monster is clad in steel
she’s in latex
she’s in leather
her eyes burned and
flexed as her missals smoldered wet
fetishes with sweat
she talked about traveling.
a beast called her home again
now to rest
to “be in peace” inside.
she couldn’t.
left to write
to create a sight
a monster hidden from
a memory recalled.
the floor squeaked.
her fur burned as her fingernails itched
a woman was reflected in the cracked glass
and she touched it deeply for a connection
a face underneath the
wood a mildew
a rotten
a touch for
a tomb
a barter for the infernal
2.
don’t forget to
say your prayers
black eyeshadow
black mascara
3 times before you sleep.
on your knees as the nuns spake
before you sleep ask
to be forgiven
let us now praise
illicit dreams
a monster doesn’t want it if she can’t
have it
blackness crescendo as she (her back to the
wall) licks her lips
chapped with
craving languidly
fingering an image
not responding.
toys couldn’t quite accept
a satisfying feeling of punishment
from a magick lantern.
(the syringe prevented him from
being susceptible to physical experiments)
The clinical authors ordered to reduce her
he died in another glass shattering scream.
and was hidden about his life
under two more quick bursts,
under two more assertions.
3.
she wants it to be cloudy today
and to rest and to rest some more
they could not help both of her
“this summer it will be different:
surf-city/ nathan’s hot dogs/ and bicycles”
Peter Marra